My Co-worker’s Boyfriend

My Co-worker’s Boyfriend 

(Based on actual events but the names and certain details have been changed)

I was sitting in my office listening to a co-worker of mine go on and on and on......

Everyone has someone like Sarah (not her real name) in their lives or has come across someone like her, be it personal or professional that talks and talks nonstop!  Sarah starts on one subject and then switches to another!  It’s a wonder she even gets any work done as she’s constantly in my office running off at the mouth!

Today, was no different!  Sarah sitting in one of the chairs in front of my desk complaining about her inattentive boyfriend and how he doesn’t listen to her and just wants sex and to borrow money!  I told Sarah that I needed to finish up my report and that I’d chat with her later, but it was like I never said a word and she continued rambling on.....

I started back on my report while she kept talking.....she even kept talking when my phone rang and I began carrying on a conversation with someone else over the phone!  

SERIOUSLY!!!  SHE DIDN’T STOP!!!

After my call, my frustration and aggravation with Sarah finally got the best of me!  I slammed down my desk phone and pointed out to Sarah that I had work to do and that her constantly coming into my office day after day droning on and on about something or another unrelated to work is tiring and annoying!  I told her that unless she had a work-related reason to speak with me.....STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Sarah shut up, finally, and looked like she was about to cry!  I apologized for being so harsh and abrupt, but I meant it!  Sarah left without another word!

As we left for the evening, Sarah approached me in the parking garage and apologized.  Apparently, I was overheard setting her straight and others felt the need to follow my lead and do the same!

Sarah said she didn’t  realize what a nuisance she’s been and invited a group of us out for drinks...first round on her to kinda make up for being such a pest.  I agreed and headed to the bar.

After hours of dancing and several drinks, I was ready to go home.

Sarah wanted me to stay a bit longer to meet her boyfriend, who was supposed to be at the bar hours ago and hadn’t showed yet!  I’d been up since 6am and it was after midnight now.  I told her I’d meet whatever his name was another time.  I said my goodbyes and then proceeded to leave.  I decided to take a piss before I left, but the line was too damn long!  There was no way I was gonna make the 35 minute drive home without pissing all over myself, so.....I decided to do as we guys are equipped to do....piss outside!

My bladder was so full my eyeballs were swimming!  As soon as I was clear of the bar, I went to an abandoned building near the bar and behind a shed attached to it and as soon as I could, I unzipped my fly and let loose with a long, strong stream of piss that shot out in 2 directions!  I moaned happily in sweet release!

I heard someone coming but it was too late to stop!  I turned away to try and have some privacy, but he saw and heard what was happening.  With a laugh, he said he’s out here to do the same thing!  I chuckled with him as he whipped out his dick and began pissing as well and stopped trying to hide since he certainly wasn’t.

He whistled and said, I must’ve drank a lot as I was still pissing up a storm and he was almost done!  I told him that I had drank a bit more than I normally do.  As my stream started to slow, I noticed that the guy was looking at my pissing dick and hadn’t put his dick away!  In my alcohol fueled state, my filter seemed to be gone and I asked the stranger if he saw something that he liked or if he was thirsty or something like that.....what ever it was I said as I don’t remember exactly, the stranger was on his knees with my still pissing dick in his mouth in a split second!  I tried to pull away as I didn’t want to piss in his mouth but he wanted it!  It had been a while since I’d gotten a blow job so I figured....go for dude!  If he wants my piss then have it!  

Once I finished pissing in his mouth, stranger dude kept sucking!  He scraped my dick a number of times with his teeth and I started to reconsider this whole thing!  He gagged til I thought he was gonna puke on me!  I’m pretty big in the dick department and have had a few partners puke trying to deep throat me!  He never got me down his throat!  After a few minutes of this horrible blow job and a practically lacerated dick....I pushed him off!  There was no way I was gonna cum with such a pitiful blow job!

He asked if I’d return the favor....

I thought it over and said I would, but since I didn’t cum cause he was so horrible at sucking dick, he wouldn’t cum!  😈

I got on my knees and his dick was probably about 5”.  He asked if I could deep throat and I said deep throat what?  The alcohol was really making me not only adventurous but very verbally direct!  I took this stranger’s dick inside my mouth and showed him how to give a proper blow job!  No teeth!  

Stranger guy’s crotch smelled musty like he hadn’t showered in a few days so I decided to make this quick!  He grabbed my face fucking my mouth and then I backed off before he could cum and stood up !  I told him that the next time I was there at the bar and he’d bathed and learned how to suck a dick maybe we could have fun then!

He had a shocked look on his face and started pleading with me to get him off, but I refused!  I didn’t get pleasure so why should I give it!  Some other time perhaps!  

He said his name was Timmy or Tommy or Tony or something that began with a ‘T’....I wasn’t really paying attention to him anymore as I left to go to my car and go home!

All of this occurred on Friday!  I still woke up on Monday morning feeling hungover, but I made it to work and was still able to be productive!  About 1:30pm, there was a knock on my open office door....

I looked up at the guy....tall about 6’4’, 220-230 pounds, Italian/White and pretty nice looking guy.  He looked familiar, but not an employee I recognized.  I asked him if I could help him and he looked right into my eyes and then I remembered.....I could see that he remembered me as well since we were both looking at each other with our mouths open and eyes wide with shock!  

It’s you we both said at the same time!  I jumped up from behind my desk and ran to shut my office door!  I asked him what the fuck he was doing in my office and how’d he find me!  He smirked and said his name was Thom (not his real name) and he was hired a few days ago with the maintenance department and he was there to surprise his girlfriend and take her to lunch.  You mean boyfriend right?  I asked him and he said no girlfriend.  Does she know you suck dick I asked and he laughed saying that he wouldn’t mind trading blow jobs right now in my office....I declined and told him that wasn’t happening in the workplace and especially since he had a girlfriend....also, he needed a bath cause his B.O. was taking over the atmosphere in my office!  I was beyond ready for him to get out of my office so I could air it out and breath in nontoxic air again!  I damn near puked all over my desk at the memory of having his dick in my mouth!

Who is your girlfriend?  What department does she work in?  Maybe I can direct you to her or have her meet you in the lobby, I told him as I moved to open the window to air out my office!

He said he was told to try my office since she was usually in my office.  I asked his girlfriend’s name and he responded........

Sarah!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE CHANCES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Since that day, Thom has continued to hit on me...even going so far as to stop by my office to show me that he’s staying on top of his personal hygiene when I told him one day that he stinks!  The new haircut and clean shaven Thom was a big improvement!  Thom tells me all the time that he wouldn’t mind swapping blow jobs or more one day!

I turn him down every time with a smile, but sometimes I find myself wondering what if......

I just can’t help it cause Thom is a nice looking guy!